1. LORD LORD LORD WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID SEEN HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART STARTED BEATING FASTER, AS SHE A GLASS OF WINE, SHE LOOKED AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG BROWN EYES, SHE WAS SO FINE I ALMOST LOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER WAS BETTY LOU, I HER MINE, I SAID HOW DO YOU DO, I HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO COME IN, SHE NO NO SILLY THE SHE FLASHED A NERVOUS GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME ME;
PEOPLE WERE AT ME, LIKE I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO DAMN COOL SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE, AS THE BEGAN TO WAIL, MY LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE DUDE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR A MAN, HE KILLED THE MAN WITH HIS OWN HANDS, HE HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, BETTY LOU, IF CATCHES YOU TALKING TO HER HES GONNA YOU TO, AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN WHAT CAN HE DO WHAT CAN MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND SAID OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER MADE BAIL AND HES STANDING OVER THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, MEAN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS COMIN FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
FADE OUT: THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM YOU ALL, THE BIGGER ARE, THE HARDER THEY GONNA FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;