Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just hate people.
They should have to wear signs just say I'm stupid.
That way you rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I didn't see sign."

It's like before my and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My friend over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of months ago I fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this on
the
goes, "Hey, catch all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard with my boy the day and he was
playing his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel,
was a guy
inventing a shark suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I wanna loose it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

Last time I was home I was around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
into one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was around and those other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie minds...
People with them little teenie weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were trying to sell our car a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car around for 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I could stopped him