Luyện nghe bài hát How Much Tequila

How much did I drink last night?
really anybody's guess
I them so fast
I couldn't them in the glass
But this morning I am a mess

My head is or five times its normal size
And I got big old cactus stuck between my eyes
I can't recall a single thing I did or
Or the names of all these people sleeping in bed

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
me how much tequila did I drink last night?

How did I get these and bruises all over my body?
I must fallen down somehow
I believe it had something to do karate
It's all coming to me now

I was in a bar with King Kong's cousin
He must been seven foot three
His elbow me a bump, and so I said, "Hey, chump
you like to step outside with me?"

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
Tell me how tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is filled cotton and my brain is sore
I left night's dinner on this morning's floor
My stomach is swollen and my shrunk
I drank so much my hair got drunk

I see a big old worm about ten feet
Hallucinating cows
Somebody moved the furniture I was gone

Uh oh, is not my house
I could call us a on the telephone
If I only where we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive back home
As soon as I can the car

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink night?