Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to
The image and the style that ya to
I funny - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new in town
And my laid down by the Underground
I up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So let me introduce myself
My is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I to hump thee
And all the in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos me
I to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal
I'm wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your
Hey yo fat girl, come here are ya
Yeah, I called ya fat; at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the
I once got in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, me to amaze thee
say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right cause I get things
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in
Both how I'm living and my nose is
I get stupid, I an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to
Well, yeah, I it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was Humpty a chance
And now I'm do my dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about
Let me tell ya a little bit about dance
It's real to do--check it out

First I limp to the like my leg was broken
and twitching kinda like I was smoking
Crazy wack
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack,
That's all right cause my body's in
It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can this game
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two people will do it the
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in
Humping, funking,
Jig around, shaking ya
And when a doo-doo chump points a finger like a stump
him step off, I'm doing the Hump

The Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

get stoopid!