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Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop doin'
'cause I'm about to
the image and the style ya used to.
I look
but yo I'm makin' see
so yo world I you're ready for me.
Now round
I'm the new fool in
and my sound's laid by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya
so let me introduce myself
My is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I to hump thee.
And all the in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just Humpty Dumpty
gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I like my lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
but I get ridiculous
eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
at me, I'm skinny
It never me from gettin' busy
I'm a
I the girls with the boom
I once got in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it don't faze me.
I'm still in the girls' pants
and I even got my own

The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Verse
say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
but ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere
in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is
I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like
I on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I guess obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this
real easy to do--check it out
Verse
First I limp to the side my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was
wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack,
That's all right my body's in motion
supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can this game
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two people will do it the
Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a like a stump
tell him step off, I'm the Hump.

Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it

Once again, the is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the world,
keep on doin' the Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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