Hannah: Thank you i love you too everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys more? Y'all are awesome I'll sing all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got Nerve playing) Jackson: You want toast? I bet you do... Robby: add some jam and butter too, Jackson: Were out of grape so sad, it all your you bad dad! Robby: You know what Yeah, dad? You got nerve! (Miley out) Robby: There she is! Six enchoors! The voice wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) they were such a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Robby: Here, try of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's what you it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you keep talking. You know honey this to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that would help is your Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: You're talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her with arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, keep it like that or we're gonna have to the big concert on tv Saturday.
Thats a girl now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before and she is not about to start now. I know that just break your heart, and when your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot for the concert don't you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I can't believe you think I'm selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): Whats her name Jackson: Jenny and shes a babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Jackson with the writing pad) Couldn't have said it better myself. (Miley smiles space) Lilly:Miley, I know you want to get better but sucking on those lollipops isn't gonna do anything but rot teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't bother me at all. But girls talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like your purse!... now thats just rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back. Hot Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a few? Lilly: Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the thing about that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! the vehicle over! Pull th- (miley her self) I know, drives me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: What up, Miley, feeling better? Great so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Oliver: Hey, I got one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie just plant one on her now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: Maybe other time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven years ago is the beginning of what famous Finger on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, sliding I can still see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she means Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not to say that with him sitting right there...oops!
Jackson: Okay it be exactly 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: I know your scared, but we have to find out sooner or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't either! You are falling apart just when Jenny and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you shut it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont know if I I CAN TALK! lilly: It's so good to hear your again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last thing you want to do is over it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you her look DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh you weren't thinking that! Robbie: Okay, now Miley can talk, lets see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) let no small frustration, ever bring you down. & Oliver: No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a and turn it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. Laugh it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! Lilly & Oliver: it rock, yeah! Miley: Life's you make it so come on! Lilly, & Miley: Come on, Come on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the wonderful? Whats that? Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you make it so lets make it rock! Life's you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on it's own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm you'll need surgery Miley: Really?! Doctor: talking about a very minor operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just saying I could...Not that you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) Doctor: It doesnt it? I should stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that this surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I mean the of losing your singing voice permanently would be one in a million! Robbie Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! What if I'm one! Ray: Doc, you were this close! Doc: I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i havent done alot... Because I have! I'm going. Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you were going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really you're over reacting,this surgen is one of the best in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, besides do you think's gonna happen?Just when the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never going to be Monatana again all because a of a giant weiner!
( computer) robbie: here you go miley wy dont you this one next? Young miley: yes! just i wanted now i can be just like daddy! mom: lets hear somthing! Young miley: rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah thank you tennesse bye careful! Miley mom: did you hear that! this might give you a run for your money! robbie:ONE day i have to take you up on stage with me Miley mom and robbie: encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson smells from fivety miles peeyou! young jackson: im get you runt! miley: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no running in the he did it she did it mileys dont ya just loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i made you some of my famous loco hot coco and little so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im to keep saying it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something goes bad in the room and i..i..cant be hannah montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not going to happen is going to be fine,all you have to worry about is icecream flavor ya'll going to be scarfing down Miley: how do you know robbie ray: well, there some things that daddy knows like i know the sun is going to up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a underware model and i know your voice is gunna be fine, you get some rest now miley: dad robbie ray: luv you luv ya ( dream )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! were is useless free loader!? right here daddy robby i thought i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i like a nice crease in my hosery!' s..sorry daddy i..im still cleaning the oven! robby ray: wait a whats that on the corner of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im just so hungry hmmm old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse surgey caused you to lose your singing voice doesnt meen you can lay around here eating trout like the queen of shila! but i can daddy ive been practicing listen (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby ray: EVER do that again! Robby ray: Now is only one person in this house that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jingle bells miley smells from fivety miles aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay Robby ray: Ladies and gentamen welcome buckey kentucky! YOU!!!!!!!!! thank you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey thats the dumiest thing i ever heard Jackon:Your just jealous that you dont have a state that ryems your name anymore little miss nobody Miley: oh please anyone would be a fan of.buckey kentucky Lily: oh my gosh oh my gosh its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! lily: i you! GUYS! what are you doing its jackson! oliver: umm im sorry did you hear yeah its sounds like a wash up popstar oliver and ah hahah ha! Robby ray: come on kids hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the limos waiting jackson: oh oh one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be going to the concert to!i was montana once..please dont treat me this. i have feelings im not a piece of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. robby ray : HOLD ON KIDS I HAVE TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there are Miley: what happened to me?im nothing but a table! robby ray: aww hunney much more than that your also a coat rack miley: niblets! roby ray : miley we to take you with us but you got to many hang upss jackson oliver and jackson: was a good one dady! see i told you i was funny Miley: no! dont leave help me!...please? Mileys Baby girl you always had the strangest dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot before bed dint he?He knows what sugar does to ya! i swaer when im finished hear im poping in to one of his and he is gonna get an ear full miley: not Miley mom: its your sweet pea if you dont like all you have to do is change it is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you when i was eating trout skin? Miley alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me that now tell me what really on your Miley:i lost my voice and if i come back then.......then Mileys mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah montana your no better then a of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more dangerous than your dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle earls sales! Miley: mom if i cant then..im just...just miley Mileys mom:and what in the world is wrong with that?i justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down she is strong enough to know that is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an thats why your friends love you so Miley:what friends? you saw the way they me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens lily oliver get in here!If miley wasnt hananh montana would you still be her firends? you kidding?of course we will lily: miley you were my friend way before i knew you were hannah montana MILEY: why ya'll just walk out on me lily and its your dream! mileys mom: and its only scary because your worried about that surgey Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a walrus.....mom this is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you dont honey..just a regular walrus a cute tone deaf thanks lily: i like your mom funny shes pretty too miley: alright your out of oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i dont want to go STop! is not fair! jackson: the point is that weither your montana or not your still the annoying obxinous little sister that i love jackson: you can wake up any time now Miley: i done yet! mileys mom:see the only you have here is that people care about ya miley; your right mom: ya think! miley: oh what the olvier get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you hannah montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows miley: mom i think confusing me with daddy mom: oh im not worried about you one bit miley: mom i miss hugs mileys mom: oh baby girl there not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some robby ray: you did good mileys your doing a pretty good job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i you told me not to do that but his was a very emotion...MILEY WAKE UP NOW mileys mom: i dont know how many im going to tell you.. miley wakey wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still have that no wonder the girls having nightmares sorry darling you know i was allways a push over mileys mom: you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) jackson cut it out jackson: hey its dream! miley: not time.. jackson: well if its not my dream and not then who is it? mileys i think i know ( wakes up ) robby: momma was right about that