I Hate -Eric
I'm a Australian guy and me name is Billy Schmidt. I love this sunburned country and I'm bloody of it And I love our simple way of life and the things we all hold V.F.L. and Big Ben Pies and foamin' Toohey's beer I love our open friendliness a man can make good mates In fact in all Australia there's just one thing I
I hate Wogs, they live dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome turbans some wear clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
They can't speak proper English and they never seem to And the awful guff that they call food would your stomach turn It's always dipped in garlic sauce or in olive oil never tasted any meself, but I bet it all tastes vile! What's wrong with Australian food, you Slovaks and you Poles? Good healthy stuff pie and sauce and chips and Chicko rolls
'Cause I Wogs, they live like dogs Some eat bananas and eat frogs Soome wear turbans wear clogs All the same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
And the local chip shop down the run by a bloody Greek He's sixteen hours a day and seven days a week And every that you spend there on a pie or on dumsim Helps to send home to Greece for a bastard just like him! Oh, I eat there meself 'cause I couldn't touch Wog meat I eat at the Chinese caf' that's just across the street!
I hate Wogs, they live like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome wear turbans some clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
I was queueing down at the Registry, up me dole In front of me was a Yugoslav, in of him a Pole Behind me was a Eyetalian, behind him was a Those lazy migrant bastards do, they never work! But in spite of what the papers say, there's work for who want to The and twenty-seven kids is all the work I'm going to!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live dogs Some eat bananas and eat frogs Soome wear turbans some clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
So send the bastards to Spain, and Italy and Greece And maybe when they've all gone home, get some bloody peace To sit in the of the Coolabah tree and drink beer all day long And run amok a fat jumbuck, down by the billabong And every night at o'clock to show that we're not slaggards We'll and sing our national song, "Advance Australia", backwards!