Luyện nghe bài hát I Like Chinese

The world today seems absolutely
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky
There's fools and idiots on the trigger
It's and it's senseless, and that's why

I Chinese, I like Chinese
They only come up to knees
Yet always friendly, and they're ready to please

I like Chinese, I Chinese
There's nine hundred of them in the world today
You'd better learn to like them, what I say

I Chinese, I like Chinese
They come from a long way
But they're cute and cuddly, and they're ready to please

I like Chinese food, the waiters are rude
Think of the many things they've done to
Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and chess

So I like Chinese, I like
I like tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong, yin and yang-ese

I like Chinese thought, the that Confucius taught
If Darwin is to shout about
The Chinese survive us all without any doubt

So, I Chinese, I like Chinese
They come up to your knees
Yet they're wise and witty and they're ready to please
All

Wo ai ren, wo ai zhongguo ren
Wo ai ren
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma;

I like Chinese, I like
Their food is guaranteed to
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and

I like Chinese, I like
I like tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and

I like Chinese, I Chinese
They come up to your knees