I my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman went and me (she did not want to with a whale) She she found someone more manly (a that could not fail) So I went and I looked into the (you look a big tub of goo) And I of being big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, what I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd to look like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I put down the cheetos and I went on a diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was orange (you're a big mistake) Then I overdosed on diet (too bad you did not die) Still I to look like my idol (the big beefy guy) I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a manly I bought myself a set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really really (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids me sterile (not it mattered anyway) And looking like my hero (he has one to say) I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier fat and lazy You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and