Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant have the poo-poo platter
My friend Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I Monster Trucks too

Want to see how push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are
Queer guys that dig

Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not queer I'm too
But if I were handsome just how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way pseudo homo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just
But if I was a queerbee in the industry
with a super model would be easy

Cause 'super model' voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and
I'd

That trusted friend cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't want to be a

I wish I was queer so I get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys are

guys that don't dig
Chicks dig that are
Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig guys are

guys that don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
And I don't shave my

shave my heiny
See I'm not I'm too ugly