Because I'm of maturity, airport insecurity Runnin' from the thought police, fightin' with the up, let me steal a breath 'Cause dealin' with identity theft
(You an education) I see why I got to (You need a degree) As to
So little time, so to be bored by If no one trod along Harvard lawn, no make a nuclear bomb don't teach you how to care, empathisin' if you dare Euthanize your sense of fair play, to obey
No child is free, oh why, queasy to see Is that an elementary or a Huh, geez, get off my back, it, take it to town man go to college to get dumbed down
Ooh, it you bereft Ooh, theft I may be wrong, I don't why I may be wrong, but try
I'm sick of the insanity, watchin' horny manatee Feelin' like a libertine, dealin' with the machine Hold 'em up, it's a arrest And we're dealin' identity theft
(You a publication) I see why I got to (You a press release) As to
profiteers, pornotastic pioneers Bonbonbastic puppeteers, get from me How can you write what we read, ain't my reality You disabuse humanity, and fealty
Oh, you you got an edge Hiding your hedge from the down the little veg (Ignorance is a right, not a privilege)
I'm finished, and had it And while you are at it As far as I'm Pluto's a planet
Ooh, you die a quick Ooh, theft I may be wrong, I know why I may be but I'll try
I'm sick of all the sabotage, where's my female entourage? Lookin' for some of closure, all I'm findin' is Ray Bolger Hold up, hell yeah, I'll 'Cause we're dealin' with theft
(You an occupation) I see why I got to (You a boss to please) Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, late
Yakety yak, don't look whack, Nellie, a heart attack Murder, murder, on the wall, who's the one of all? (Where'd you get that vegan dress, a market?) Oops, I forgot, you design for Shun violence and religion, don't ever play nuns
But I a man on Broadway just to watch him cry Every guy I went to try said I fight him but I can't why Bent unhinged and singed, I cringe to the main event But in the end no success like revenge
Ooh, it leaves you Ooh, theft I may be wrong, I don't why I may be wrong but try
I'm tired of hypocrisy, is it them or is it me? If Jesus Christ is left in ruin, Satan, buddy, how you Hold 'em up, it's a street And we're with identity theft
Because I'm of bein' sweet and nice Fuck you and fuck you twice Show your passport, get that stamp funny a Nazi camp 'em up, hell yeah, I'll confess 'Cause we're with identity theft