She drove South straight though Carolina She didn't use no map to find her way She pulled off on the state route just north of And took mostly roads the rest of the day
She said, "I'll him an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one he left in me Would y'all step back, so a girl might get started Then he won't have to look to see"
She drove up the yard and to his momma's garden touch the brakes, she slammed right into his Chevrolet Tossed out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. Then the whole mess neon green with a can of Dupont spray
She said, "I'll him an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one you left in me Would y'all step back, so a girl could get started Then he won't have to look to see"
She said, "I'll you an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot than the one that you left in me And tell your little tramp to step So your new ex-wife can get And you won't have to look to see"
Just watch this, then she sprayed that bud cap bright Said, "Connie, put can of spray paint down" Just watch this, she pulled them Nakona boots out them neon too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She give it hell that can of spray paint He yelling at her, "Just put the can down", so she sprayed him Then she did a on top of that Dale Jr. poster kind of a hoochie coochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run over to the passenger side of that, Monte Carlo And she sprayed tramp on the hood on the of the house She tried to her sister, what was that girl's name? Said, you gotta get this girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, looka here, this" She run that girl up on the porch She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she give him an heartache "Alright, alright, Connie I you Your was crying in there on the phone" "Your daddy said, "I you that girl was gonna get like that""
She said, "Watch this, here"