She drove South I-95 straight Carolina She didn't use no damn map to her way She off on the state route just north of Charlotte And took mostly county the rest of the day
She said, "I'll him an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that he in me Would step back, so a girl might could get started Then he won't have to look to see"
She drove up the yard and to his momma's garden touch the brakes, she slammed right into his Chevrolet Tossed out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. Then shot the whole mess neon green a can of Dupont spray
She said, "I'll give him an heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one you left in me Would y'all step back, so a girl might could get he won't have to look twice to see"
She said, "I'll you an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you in me And your little tramp to step back So your new ex-wife can get And you have to look twice to see"
Just watch this, then she that bud cap bright green Said, "Connie, put that can of spray down" Just this, then she pulled them Nakona boots out Sprayed them too, "Put the can down, Connie"
She give it hell that can of spray paint He kept yelling at her, "Just put the can down", so she him she did a dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster Just kind of a hoochie "Alright, Connie", he said, "I saw you Connie, now put it down"
Just watch this, run over to the side of that, that Monte Carlo And she sprayed tramp on the on the back of the house She to call her sister, what was that girl's name? Said, you gotta come get girl, Nancy, I think
She said, "Watch this" Said, "Looka here, looka here, this" She run that girl up on the porch She said, "Damit, at her tramp, this"
Oh yeah, she him an intentional heartache "Alright, alright, I heard you Your momma was in there on the phone" "Your daddy said, "I told you girl was gonna get like that""
She said, "Watch this, here"