Luyện nghe bài hát Jerry Springer

It's one week since we got to see
Cheatin' and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the
With the hermaphrodite, the and the crack ho
Three days since we the tale
About the guy who his woman was a she-male
it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry

Holy cow, did you see it week?
Well, had this one freak
Who punched his whole family
Do you recall when the became a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the

Hey, see the with the implants
She likes to lap dance and date the of her mother
Now comes Jerry's next guest and it's a slugfest
'Cause her trailer trash brother

Nymphomaniac is on crack
It's like 'When Attack'
They all exhibit behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, off their clothes
on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' and pointin' blame
On the air don't care, they've got no shame
was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and constantly
have a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one since they had the fight
With the twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful
They still haven't got the blood off the
been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish dude
Yesterday, dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on Jerry Springer

Baby, I've been sleepin' with sister
Oh, one?
All of 'em
Oh, well, been sleepin' with your best friend Jake
Yeah, well, me too
Oh!
And sleepin' with your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also with your pet goat
goat doesn't love you

Once you start watchin', there's no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation, a sensation
He the 'sin' in syndication

It's totally worthless, a bad check, it's like a train wreck
wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Jesse he does talk shows but with more weirdos
The ratings higher everyday

If you've seen the show, well, then you
It's as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in hygiene
And soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then 'boom'
In the of some unsuspecting drag queen

Well, it's the of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry, Jerry", now the crowd starts their favorite
Should I turn off my TV? I just
I a tendency to watch it religiously
I a history of taping each one

been one week since the show about
Psycho killers with problems should work out
days since the big surprise, when
Some loser's wife said that she's still dating guys
Three days since he interviewed a of psychic
Porn star midgets who all nude
Yesterday, it to me
That I've watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry
Come over here and pull on my