We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the only 2 bring it 2 u live rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some tootsie pops in (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
Glam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till after got a hat 'cause he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm fantasizing 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, ain't that a on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that straighten me right out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter funky funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a funky funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, we'd like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out