Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Came Home Headless

Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his was short
He'd forget to duck at doorways and he'd get hurt
I good care of him for he had no family
Actually he did, but he forgot who be

Johnny often liked to go out on the
He'd forget where be going so he'd just wander around
I knew when he was for I would hear the smack
Of his head hitting the doorway but it was alack

Johnny came home headless, it was a disgrace
But wherever it's a-lying there's a smile upon his
I have seen it coming, he finally lost his mind
But if his head turn up soon then all his hats are mine

Johnny came towards me but he stopped
As if trying to think of but having no luck
Still he notice that his head weren't there
'Til he took out a and tried to comb his hair

I said, "Johnny where's your cranium?" but he seem to know
He just shrugged his shoulders and tried to find his
And the sight of him there topless made me to cry
For I we'd ne'er again see eye to eye

Johnny home headless, it was a great disgrace
But wherever a-lying there's a smile upon his face
I have seen it coming, he should have stayed in bed
For now I fear he'll spend his just trying to get ahead

Refusing to believe he had split for good
His lower half and me searched the
It soon became apparent that his we wouldn't find it
He could not his steps, he was absent minded

Well years went by til late one night I heard a voice I
Was calling out to me, I flung open the door
Johnny's head was home, it took a cab
Alas, it was too late, his had gone bad

Johnny's was homeless, his body was cremated
And the was harder than he had anticipated
I of seen it coming he said in his eulogy
But never I'd have to say I ain't got no-body

(I got nobody)

Johnny home headless, it was a great disgrace
But now his head's upon a shelf, a smile upon his
But now his upon a shelf, a smile upon his face