Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny McEldoo and and me
And a couple of two or three went on the one day
We had a bob or two, we knew how to blew
And the beer and flew and we all felt gay
We McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We ordered out a feed, indeed, we did need
And we finished it with speed, but we felt slack

Johnny McEldoo turned red, white and
As a plate of Irish he soon put out of sight
He shouted out "Encore!" a roar for some more
That he'd never felt before a keen appetite
We eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our best
For we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
It went down him like a shot and he still stood the

He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got
We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the
We told him to give o'er, but he swore he lower
Twice as much again and more before he had his
He nearly supped a trough full of broth McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you hold him in"
When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so
He began to shout and barge and his blood on fire

He began to curse and swear, his hair in despair
To finish the affair, called the man a liar
The man, he through out and no doubt, he did clout
he kicked about like an old football
Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I
He would killed him with a few blows in no time at all
Mceldoo to howl and to growl, by my soul
Through an empty bowl at the shop head
It struck poor Mickey Flynn, the skin from his chin
An erection did begin and we all and bled
The did arrive, man alive, four or five
At us they made a dive for us all to away
We paid for all the mate that we ate, a trait
And home to ruminate on the spree that day