Lemme tell you a story a man named Johnny Tarr He was a hard son of a preacher at the bar
Lager the tap Or of Paddy from the shelf He could his throttle And back a bottle As as the Devil himself, Johnny Tarr
And the got around That Tarr was no pretender From to here they'd lock up the beer When went on a bender
Down at Dickey The Rising Sun, or at the He was at seven, by ten to eleven Well, all the would be gone, Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I trust a person like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's
It was in the morning On a cold and night Johnny walked into the Bar to get tight
He had in his pocket He had in his eye He said, "Get up off asses And set up the I'm this place dry"
Now all the serious They soon broken hearted When Johnny off six And he was only started
Guzzling the pints Knockin' em like candy He was lookin' alright to be drinkin' all Then brought out the brandy, Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you believe it But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I you Sure I there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it a man who knows a fella who says it's true
Johnny drank the damn bottle Had another or two When it made no He a session with Murphy's Millennium Brew
He was waiting for his When his face green Jesus, fell down After only
And you heard a pin drop Then the let out a roar It took five women To Johnny off the floor
The doctor him over And said, "Better the hearse But it's not what thinkin' It wasn't the this man died of thirst" Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you believe it But I wouldn't trust a person me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a who says it's true
And even if you saw it yourself, you believe it But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I an alibi I it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true