(featuring Fool)
Dirty Bastard] This is Dirty and it's Stinkin Funkier Peppi Le Pew so I was thinkin, about droppin this on the charts, lettin ya know hey, the kid has heart, I never deny myself as dope, but in my last jam, niggaz slept on my You that I was weak? Huh? Let me speak My rhymes funkier than ya grandfathers feet So listen mister, don't you ever the rhyme is dirty, you even clean it with Comet, for even Wolrex, some tried Only mix the best, forty-eight tracks Yo, I get down with the Ason Lyrics that be from miles around So let the music shut ya ass up, then the uppercut Now I ya fall to ya butt
Fool] Ho-ho-hold up, Fool it on down, jugga-jugga-ju Fall on ya butt, ya ass gon' They call us 'cause we mastered this dirt I act like a but I'm out for the dough I mastered the funk, Dirt the ho's Only Master play the Fool, I worked hard and my dues Tony Snatcher played the And man meater eater the bone I in the club with no ID They gon' have to close the club up wit me Up.. and Stinkin stuff It's that Dirty dick NUH the Stinkin nuts Call now drink it up Me and Dirt want a pound for some Stinkin
x2: Master Fool] Last Call for alcohol, out the bar Get ya up off the wall People.. ohh.. ohh.. people.. ohh.. ohh
Dirty Bastard] Yo, let me continue, verse two is wild, dirty and stinkin like doo-doo If ya hangin around, ya changed ya It is a bad influence, but yo it's my I sit and I say to myself, "Self yo, are you top the shelf?" I the single for you to get a dose of As I lay back a pillow on a sofa Gettin paid? right, Willy Why me, G? What? What? What? What? You know me My mouth is sugar, as a honey bee like a forty, Stinkin like Old-E
[Master in this bitch, where the fuck is the drinks? No open bar!?! Where the fuck is the That bitch over there her man tuckin his link All club bitches straight clutchin his mink official, big guns, wavin the pistol My dogs lookin for the now we bitin the gristle (Stop fuckin with them son you playin too much) Catch a drinkin bro', I ain't playin too rough Fucks! Lay in the and hug the butts Grab a big five you a scrub or not Robbery, robbery, pop, pop, poppin a glock Robbery, robbery, drop, drop, it like it's hot
x4]
[Outro: Ol' Dirty Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, Master singin that shit? Stinkin Palmaid.. Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo..