Well grab your shoes, and your balls And lets head to those halls Sit on down and a beer bowling time is pretty near Tortured men their pain When they to the bowling lane Let's go Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a free go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Because Wrestlemania's by me Monster trucks are a to see A life, that's nice and all But ain't nothing better than a bowling ball You know the sport that God choose Is the one the three-tone leather-sole shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, from a juice can Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Yes bowling! The of kings! The sport of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that looks good it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this religious significance because it's so much a religion. I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and got the trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the of life...Striking out the religions of the past... Sparing them the anguish of lives in the gutter... Framing their existence in an eternal something like a split! We'll be in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday they'll even be on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for free Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now