Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the
Ofession. and I thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that before I off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't like people to get the idea that I have to do for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, 3000 a year just teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may have had to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian mathematician nicolai lobachevsky.

Who me the genius I am today,
The mathematician others all quote,
the professor that made me that way?
The greatest that got chalk on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach-

I am never forget the day I first meet the lobachevsky.
In one he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work your eyes,
Remember why the lord made your eyes,
So don't your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
Only be sure always to it please 'research'.

And since I meet this man
My is not the same,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach-

I am never forget the day I am given first original
To write. it was on analytic and algebraic of
Locally parameterization of infinitely differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I know nothing.
But I of great lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!

I have a in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
friend in omsk
Has friend in
With in akmolinsk.
His friend in
Has in petropavlovsk,
Whose friend
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And his work is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To to akmolinsk
To tomsk to
To to minsk
To me the news run,
Yes, to me the news run!

And I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And soon
My name in is cursed,
When he finds out I first!

And who made me a big
And me wealth and fame?
Nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach -

I am forget the day my first book is published.
Every chapter I from somewhere else.
Index I from old vladivostok telephone directory.
book was sensational!
Pravda - well, - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie rights for six rubles,
Changing title to eternal triangle',
brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse.

And who the credit?
And who the blame?
Nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!