Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the University of California Davis, two of the
all-time stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus grow to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the
supermarket business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the greatest
entertainer the had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew if he could assemble the right elements he
could build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of myth was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his look and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
thereby him a modern day Castrato,
If such a rumor true,
Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his preserved
the surgery to insure the future of his name and lineage.

Word back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold locker
deep within the bowels of a UCLA research center,
that not only contained four containers of semen,
but also held a of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the the most sentuent voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and great features
to woo a young lab technician by the of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper needed to obtain a
small of the precious semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for experiment.
Donors must musical background.
With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical starlets, willing to their eggs,
the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less legally,
if the fetus was to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the services of the University
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy boy, and he was named Kevin.

What's that noise, In the the most sentient voice,
the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

was a beautiful child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it Kevin was trained by the best in all
aspects of
his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked.
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe started noticing odd
in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his came in with a vengeance,
they were at least twice the size as a normal and the two in
front stuck nearly straight out, as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same height as he was he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous,
by adult standards.
It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various and gurgles

What's that noise, In the the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?

Other's were the changes in Kevin,
the children to tease him, and call him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing at him,
a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin were found out,
but there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction
of another being,
no criminal charges brought forth.
The medical association's of ethics stripped him of all his
credentials and his was ruined,
in fact, his became so synonymous with failure,
that for years to come, med students the world were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I just like Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to adopt Kevin.
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were united as father and son.

They moved to Colorado, where they live in obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his sweet
singing voice, ring out into the night, over the town, of South Park.

I am gopher boy reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my