Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthaf***in' Xmas

Come on over
And give your uncle a kiss
Well, what you baby?

you tell me a story?
You me to tell you a story?
Hell,
Me too

Yes, Hunnie tell you a story
About the bad ass
He was whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well, a bad muthafucka

Gimme that goddamn
Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton
It was a night, yes, a holy night
Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?

Deck the halls with balls of
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
the season to be jolly

Merry Christmas,
muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho
While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe
Now through the snow

In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go
at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me feel right, oh, fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get pussy tonight

So ring them bells, them bells
takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is
To watch her suck my dick way
Hey, ring bells, ring them bells

Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut
While she's my dick, oh, yay
'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime
And I'm on this stick

Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face
I'm lap and tell me
What you for Christmas, ho, ho

I a slay ride, a CD player
A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum
A VCR [unverified] some porno
Rudolph, the red reindeer

[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
[Unverified] fuckin' in tha

I made him to his knees
Yeah, you know up
I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up
[Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a

All I want for Christmas is my two teeth
My two front teeth, my two front
All I want for is my two front teeth
Yo, ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat

Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no
And all the toys, and girls, fuck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in muthafucka
No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka

[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid
Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay just to let America know
Santa was a fake

I used to believe in Saint Dick Elvis was alive
But all the bullshit got played when I was five
Years, oh, just young, bold datin'
Singin' 'Silent Night' recitin'

Now all I want for is my indo wreath
I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified]
Just spread me a leaf, kids don't cry
When you out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie

On the day of Christmas
My homeboys gave to me pounds of indo
Two of cocaine
And a K bitch

Eazy-E, oh,
us how you treat those bitches
I saw fuckin' Eazy-E
the door little bitch
I'm these draws
I'm a my daddy if ya ass don't stop

I don't give a
I'm gettin' caught
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho
Well, this [unverified]
the fuck up, bitches
And go to sleep

Yo, black, what you want for
Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob
But a nigga will eat chicken
And chitlens, watermelon, corn and some food

Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up
My carin' and make a high know
Yo, black, you want for Christmas?
Y, black I want some
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry muthafuckin'
Merry muthafuckin'
muthafuckin' Christmas
And have a up new year
And have a fucked up new
And have a fucked up new
And a fucked up new year

You

And they all to prison
And lived up lives ever after
The end