Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthafuckin X-mas

Come on Hunnie
And your uncle Dolamite a kiss
Well, what you want

Would you me a story?
You want me to you a story?
Hell,
Me too

Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a
About the bad ass
He was whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well, he's a bad

Gimme that book
Here let me read you this one, in Compton
It was a night, yes, a holy night
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin',

the halls with balls of holy
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
'Tis the to be jolly

Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho
I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe
Now dashin' through the

In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on and rings
Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to
That I'm gonna get pussy tonight

So ring them bells, them bells
takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is
To watch her my dick this way
Hey, ring them bells, ring them

takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut
While suckin' my dick, oh, yay
'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime
And I'm smokin' on stick

Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face
I'm lap and tell me
you want for Christmas, ho, ho

I a slay ride, a CD player
A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum
A VCR [unverified] some flicks
Rudolph, the red reindeer

[Unverified] like a everlastin'
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
[Unverified] in tha snow

I made him drop to his
Yeah, you what's up
I here's some candy canes, eat 'em up
[Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a

All I want for is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front
Yo, where's ya rhyme, me Buck Wheat

Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas
And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this
No indo under my tree, so be a sucka

[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be good ole hearin' on the
I'd stay awake just to let America
Santa was a fake

I used to believe in Saint when Elvis was alive
But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was
Years, oh, stay young, bold datin'
'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin'

Now all I want for Christmas is my wreath
I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the
Just spread me a leaf, little don't cry
you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie

On the day of Christmas
My homeboys gave to me three pounds of
Two of cocaine
And a muthafuckin' K

Eazy-E, oh,
Show us how you treat those
I saw mommy Eazy-E
the door little bitch
I'm these draws
I'm a my daddy if ya ass don't stop

I give a fuck
I'm gettin' christmas
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho
Well, this [unverified]
Shut the fuck up,
And go to sleep

Yo, black, what you want for
Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob
But a nigga will eat chicken
And chitlens, watermelon, corn and some food

Whos climbin' in my window, up indo
My carin' and high make a high
Yo, black, you want for Christmas?
Y, black I want some
So I can buy indo, some chronic and some hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry muthafuckin'
muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin'
And a fucked up new year
And have a fucked up new
And a fucked up new year
And have a fucked up new

You

And they all went to
And fucked up lives ever after
The end