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I sold cocaine down in Ellisville Baseheads hit the pipe, they can tell it's Kept my stashed with this hoochie Way down yonder in Bouche Cops be outta town dog Sniffin my car a hound dog me from my bitch and shit Tryin to get my to fuckin snitch and shit Roscoe P. Coltrane Runnin warrant on the Afroman But I can't be no hip hop Cuffed in the back of police car Did you the gun? NO Did you the dope? NO Open up the back door ???Well son, you're to go??? A-F-R-O cargo Flossed like a In a low glow Come on let's all get tonight I hope I don't with a punk tonight Get As I swerve through Purvis
Hope I don't crash when I hit Get my ass kicked in the white police won't let me go So I'ma slow my fro I was dumb, now I'm y'all summer y'all I fucked all the little girls down in Grabbed my guitar and started a tune For Nikki and in Picayune, baby Just a shovel I be diggin All the young women in Wiggins On the I got my dick down some throat I can't help it I'm a baby I think you to wipe your lip baby Hula Hula The house ruler What's up with all the down in Pascagoula Small towns, small But still got big ole asses plus titties Is it a bird? Is it a It's the hustler Afroman Flyin the air in my underwear Geri curl activator in my I'm in control like Janet I hit Jackson Always gettin panty action McClaine, McComb the whole world Mississippi's your home Yazoo, Columbia and I got the weed brother, who got the Who got the funky DJ that Depend on me like my name was First it was a black thing, just the big Now I Phillies all the Hillbillies Never ever thought I'd see the Klu Klan Buying row seats for the Afroman Confederate flags in their mouth It's a beautiful thing off in the South Afroman, I'm a of it hip hop I'm the start of it I'm the I'm the And all you haters, I'll mash you potatoes I'll make girlfriend holler and scream Then cook me cornbread and collard greens
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1982, '83, '84 Erin, Broste, Carlos, and Tryin to break dance in my stance Micheal glove, parachute pants Calvin Gary, Jones 'cause, I don't believe we grown But hey G-dog, you and see dog Whatever happens 'cause, you and me dog Or I say loc you my folk So take a toke Till we I'm a locsta Hundred Drinking like I'm supposed to Bottle after bottle dog in my on the mic like the Mississippi river
Please take me home (Hell yeah) To Crooked letter crooked hump-back hump-back Afroman's the bomb, bump Please me back home (Hell yeah) To From the to the coast I'm doin the your 40 ounce, let's toast
Please take me back (Hell yeah) To Crooked letter crooked hump-back hump-back the bomb, bump that Please take me home (Hell yeah) To From the to the coast I'm doin the Grab your 40 ounce, toast