[ ] [ Eminem ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 You'll touch my...
[ ] [ Eminem ]
me if you can but you ain't man enough, You're tough But you know that no what You'll never get the to touch My ballz, ballz, x2 never touch my ballz
[ Verse 1 ] [ Swifty ]
I see you a playa, you ain't ballin' And I don't care who the hell you call in In this game, it no talkin' You can get it started, I the coffin And all I is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this was talkin'*punk echoes* And I ain't prove you nothin' I do it and you ain't push my buttons
[ 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
This dude in front of me, he weighs a He's quick and I can't get hit So I my position and don't make a move Been doin' for years, my team can't lose And nobody, ain't nobody hard 9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, give the to Nelly And nobody out feels me Take this you have to kill me And any player in my way, I'm Dammit, holden
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I love Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, son of a bitch Everybody cuddle, blah I mean I stepped in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who tapped on my ass cheek Nevermind, try quarterback sneak Cover me, smother me love that's brotherly didn't work, try another play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm up another grown man's butt Hike the ball, I I like Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I think I can his balls My dick is long as it is hard, so are my balls It's the longest yard, whoops not the chorus Run it back, wrong song, yeah That statement I just made, what yard line we on? On own 5 and our timeouts are Less than a minute left, I just throw my To the sideline to Von, he steps outta 48 seconds on the clock but every last one counts another huddle, we're down by six The plan is, to the ball to Swift But he's so god dang high, he's trips Falls and slips, grabs him by his fingertips And runs the all the way down to the one But he get in, but all we need is a put *murmurs* But all we need is a touch and an extra point to win But I get sacked all the way back to the ten God I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody's laughin' now, no and its now fourth now We're gonna make it, wait I just got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, go long I'ma the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touch down yeah I ya the longest yard
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new face on the yard, just me the ball I'ma run through all of ya'll, ya'll soft Even though my cleats is up mud It's more tragic for me, I'm stiff armin' High steppin' through the end I grown, I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin tone It's time to rumble, no time to And I won't stumble, your will tumble Playin' ball with killas, my gorillas Three offenders, even drug dealers One of the best backs there never was Movin' like Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the
[ Verse 5 ] [ ]
Yack is high, I got the yack Hit the ground so hard I tire tracks Bizarre like a fire crack And my palm stickier than spider back Eyin' my eye, a Mack Truck tryin to us No matter how big they backwards Wide reciever, recievin' For every in my life, I breathe and die
[ 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
is playin' a pass Then the quarterback peeps and That means its time for me To run out the back like a bat straight outta My tracks turf when they excell I try to lateral pass the ball to He got dropped and the ball came And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a And use my lineman's as a chair Now I'm flyin' the air like a superhero I can use this for a box of cereal I'm no punk, I get my dinerio For bein' the player on my team what As soon as I the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run I cut, spin around in the endzone Then I do the shuffle so
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ ] [ Eminem ]
I'm talkin' about dude