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I don't dude
I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band
And I everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the

these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But all on me like they wanna hold hands
once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get off stage right and the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all
"'Sup ladies, my Slim Shady
I'm the singer in D12 baby"
all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky, oh my fuckin' god Eminem"
"I swear to fucking god dude you rock"
"Please Marshall, let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get
when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the start yellin',
All the hot babes throw their bras, and shirt, and their panties on stage
So like every single they pick a fight with me
But when we fight kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cuz back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna' the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a on me
I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the for me
And all the guys just despise me

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my
But they're all on me like they wanna hold
'Cuz once I blow they that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead of my band

You just wanna see a nigga backwards you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on
Smash vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a bus
You don't want my autograph, a liar
And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that room
'Cuz my is looking smaller than a decimal
See I how to rap, see it's simple
But, all I did was a Russell Simmons book
So I'm intact, tryna' get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get on my back

and Kon Artist]
Look at Em punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find taking on a flick
Hey, I thought we had an interview DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an not you two)
You gonna be for soundcheck
Man, I goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up, and his sound best
You know what, man I'ma say
Hey, yo Em
(You got to say?)
Man, no
I thought you bout to tell him off, up?
Man, I'ma tell him when I like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we to be crew
I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I man

These chicks even know the name of my band
But they're all on me they wanna hold hands
'Cuz once I blow know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead of my band

say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that is hot
I cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to on a dumb ass fan
Every time I hear, "Hey dude, I love band"
We ain't a band, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10
And these guys, they can find area code
([Em:] carry my bag)
Bitch carry own
make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?)

Goddammit, I'm of this group
Time for me to go and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the
'Till Kon Artist slipped me some
Lose Yourself video, I was in the
video, I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some
Marshall, ask us the questions
Like D12, how we get started
(But about Eminem?)
Bitch, are you
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the
Big ass stomach, think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half, and then I get up
D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a with the real Roxanne

Girl, why you see you're the only one for me
And it just my ass apart to know that you don't know my name

- Bizarre]
These chicks don't know the name of my band (Ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hands (Fuck Marshall)
'Cuz I blow I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my
My


me

The hottest boy in the world
D12!
as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my
I get all the girls to off their underpants
And the lead of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty girl's wan' to my salsa
Look out for my next single, called My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my
My salsa all the pretty girls wan' to dance
And take off their
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan' to
And take off their underpants, my
everybody go?