It's funny all a man can do when he's asleep Like playing right field for the Red Sox on TV Or the next night I be the CEO of IBM Or making out with Sandra in the movie we're both in
Oh, how perfect it be If my life like my dreams
But then there is the one where it's a normal day at work Then I realize that I'm not pants Or the one where I'm skydiving and my parachute won't And I wake up screaming just I land
On second thought, I think I'll with my reality 'Cause a scary place to be There's no logic, there's no In my
John Lennon takes me riding in his Yellow And last night he even told me, I am the Walrus means The alarm clock started ringing, I hit snooze and closed my And won a bucks in Vegas, every time I rolled the dice
Oh, how perfect it be If my life we're like my
But then again there is the one where I running through the forest a Psycho with a meat hook for a hand Or the one Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the altar 'Cause I got busted cutting off my tag
On second thought, I I'll stick with my reality it's a scary place to be There's no logic, there's no In my
Oh, how perfect it be If my life like my dreams
But then again there is the one where it's a day at work Then I realize that I'm not pants Or the one where I'm and my parachute won't open And I realize that I'm not pants
But then again there is the one where I start running through the Then I that I'm not wearing pants Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me at the altar And I realize that I'm not pants