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The woke and he called the Pope
The climbed to heaven on a golden rope
P.S. the Lord raised from the dead
So he can make a painting of my head

Then I out with a king and a queen
And the queen put me down with her team
The way I scored all around the clock
I had her daughter, the ridin' my jock

I the freak off like a crazy retard
Then I took a little trip into a of cards
The jack joker and the ace of spades
Was amazed at greater Cut on the fade

Then I played with the queen of clubs
The of hearts with me cold fell in love
As for the queen of diamonds, she don't men
you know that a diamond is a girl's best friend

The spade was named the deuce
And the joker stupid, so we gave him the news
There was 52 cards, and I met
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't

Then I took a trip to the center of the
I was scared, so E-Love went first
I met funny little people, they called 'em skeezers
So I held on to my like Ebeneezer

leather pants that'll make you grunt
Two nice soft things right up
The of the earth ain't got no crime
Just people to the LL rhyme

If you're kinda confused to a skeezer is
It's just a girl who's on my jock 'cause I'm in
There was a whole skeezers, I dogged everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't

Woke up one afternoon
I was in the world of cartoons
He-Man me he'd beat me up
Because he thought I looked like Donald Duck

Then I hung out Spiderman
He told me he was start a comic strip band
The Incredible Hulk was play the drums
Charlie Brown the guitar and started to strum

tried to rock on the microphone
But Tom and both said he should leave it alone
Then I hung out Mickey Mouse
He had two freaks, so we to his house

Mickey's freak was ugly but was deaf
So I it off until there wasn't none left
They cartoon characters, I met everyone
That story is over, but my ain't done

Since I'm a friend of father time
I'm not gettin' older as I say rhyme
I was the stove at the Alamo
Before Booth shot I stole the show

I was down with at the Delaware
But I wore a Kangol, not the fake hair
Me and E-Love met Bull
We made a peace pipe, then we took a

Then he brought more from a golden chest
You thought it was the shit was cess
There was a lotta great men, and I met
That story is over, but my ain't done

11:33, I swear no sooner
I went inside my TV, I met 'The
Ralph wanted me to bust a of rhymes
But I had my eyes on behind

came down right about that time
Lookin' in the fridge, so he swine and dine
I said to myself, I should give 'em a taste
So I pulled the microphone out my briefcase

Said, it ain't Bob or Barry Manilow
Then I Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, don't do it"
They all Honeymooners, and I met everyone
story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

'Cause my tongue sharp, I hit a note like a harp
Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my
In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong a monsoon
in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon

Stopped at the isle that's Mali, we got ill
my name on a rock at the top of the hill
I searched for ways, made love in caves
And I kicked the ill that make the natives raise

Now I'm gonna tell you what all this
From Farmers in St. Albans, Queens
a lyrical technician who came to play
Number one LL Cool J

All of this is just a story I made up
Def lines I say on with Cut Creator's cuts
Some of it's fiction, and some of it's
Not common rap with a heavy drum track
A whole rhymes, and I wrote everyone
That is over, and my rhyme is done