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Let's contestant number 1
He's a schizophrenic, serial killa
Who says women his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe, first last forever
So, let's say you to come over to my parent's house
And have with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make first impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd have to think it
I might up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I do
And look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell
I kick her in the and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips

It's dinnertime, we're hearin' from your mother
I pull a 40 out and some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got big tits

After that, your dad try to jump again
And only this I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now, meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack head
Who works for the carnival
He says women call him Nutz
Sharon, lets your question

I like a man who's not to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you fell in love me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You sound a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these other mutha fuckas here

I'd go through your phone book and kill all
And find number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw, what?
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' off all day

I'd tell you I love you, if you don't say it back
I have to chock slam your neck and dislocate back
I sing love songs to you, the I can
And then I club ya in the head a cave man

Then we go to tha beach and through the sand
I throw a in your face and say, I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub your
And grab underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have your question and see
Who's gonna have the rights to your

Ok, if we were at a dance
And you both noticed me at the time
Tell me, how would you each get my
And would your pick up line be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I can't how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties
And if you lost a little weight, you'd like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and you in the fuckin' face

Yeah, her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her
Tell her she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap
You don't want number 2, he's mad whack

I walked a barn and there he was
up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, farm
Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss your