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Let's meet contestant 1
He's a schizophrenic, serial killa
Who says women love his smile
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe, first impressions last
So, let's say you were to over to my parent's house
And have with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression stick

see, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, ha, but I it
I'd probably just show up naked I always do
And look mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell
I her in the butt and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin'

It's dinnertime, hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell ya
Ya for only 13, she got some big tits

After that, your dad try to jump again
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now, let's meet number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack freak
Who works for the dark
He says women call him Stretch
Sharon, lets hear question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I could love you
You sound like a little witchy bitch, you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I
By takin' all these other mutha fuckas here

I'd go through phone book and kill them all
And find contestant number 1 and his fuckin' jaw, what?
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd tell you I love you, if you don't say it back
I have to chock slam your and dislocate your back
I sing love songs to you, the I can
And then I club ya in the head like a man

Then we go to tha beach and through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub your
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass

Well, it sounds like contestant 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have your question and see
Who's gonna have the rights to your

Ok, if we were at a dance
And you both me at the same time
Tell me, how would you each get my
And what your pick up line be
Who the smoothest, wins

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I can't believe how fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you your titties shake
And if you lost a weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick
And then to get attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the face

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap
You don't want contestant number 2, mad whack

I walked into a barn and he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna your mama?