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I'm 19 old, I'm a young comedian
I hate term, "young comedian", you know
I "prodigy"
And people, pigeonhole me as a comic
You know, which is so 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an artist
And I don't do comedy shows, I do one man
And I've doing them, uh
was actually my first one man show
It was a about Jews in Nazi Germany called Under the Floor Boards
I'll do a scene that, uh, right now
No no no
Watch and then
This is a scene from Under the Floor
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show called The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene from
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a scene from that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about your kids, do you want them to grow up a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi-
Please listen to me, I'm friend
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did John The Grapes of Wrath
I adapted it into a story about an intergalactic sexual predator called The Rapes of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're with The Elephant Man
I did a based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks when he says "man")
Oh, also known as Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty
And I uh
I'll do a monologue from right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I kind of look like a

2003, 4? 3. matter, I'm lying

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, from of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I got a Danza nomination for that, it was
Right the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Brown Getting Molested, so if we could blackout now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible trombone noises a la cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, bring the up

2007, I did a piece called The Wife, I'll do a scene from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't wear make-up
'Cause I feel as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to any story, and uh
It was a piece called Whiplashes and this was the climactic
It is hard, raw art, so if you're adverse to that, you might want to away
But this is, um, the climactic scene from Whiplashes and I hope you it
"You'll to answer to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the last year the piece I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, it's a very emotional piece, it a lot to me so forgive me if I break down
But this is a, uh, a scene it and the piece was called A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't afford to keep you anymore, I
I can't, too
Please don't make harder than it has to be, I
I you, is that what you need to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
not just me
My dog Mexicans too"