Luyện nghe bài hát Otto Titsling

Otto Titsling, and krout,
had to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future bleak.
He fled to the opera at least a week

One at the opera he saw an aida
who's bust was so big it would often her.
he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the of those terrible tits.

Oh, my god! she blows!
Aerodynamically girl was a mess.
Otto eye-balled the lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he felt the fire of inspiration
his soul.
He ran back to his
where he futzed and and futzed.

For Otto had found his quest:
to lift and mold the breast;
to point the small to the sky;
to keep the big ones and dry!

Every night he'd and snort
for the right support.
He tried some string and clips.
Hey! He tried his own two lips!

Well, he stitched and he
and he slaved and he
finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his triumphant.
Yes! He had the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!

Exhausted but ecstatic ran
out to the
bearing the prototype in his hot hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the thing on.
But, after many mishaps,
she did.
And the sigh of that issued forth
her mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by
to be the early onset of the Seraken
which would roll through the Schwarzwald
a vengence!
Ahhhhh-i!

But did Otto know,
at the moment of his triumph,
lurking under the bed
was none other the very worst
of the patent thieves,
DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the
with a great of interest!

that night, while Broom Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Phillip crept.
He through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.

Crying, "Oh, my god! joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna me a million from this!
Every woman in the world wanna buy one.
I will have all the goods in Taiwan."

The result of this swindle is pointedly
Do you buy a or do you buy a brassiere?