Luyện nghe bài hát Packet Man

Excuse me trooper, will you be any packets today?
Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket,
Cool, trying to get your attention
So you can take a at this invention
Now peep these, I got more in my jacket
Man, what are these, condoms? Uh uh, sex
like a pill, you can either chew it up

Or an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup
And get this, see the girl on the
You black out, and she becomes your
trippin' no, I'm serious, these are authentic
Yeah, well I don't hallucinogenics
Wrong again, my man, this is way real
But since you know everything, I'll make someone a deal

Yeah, he's the man
Yeah, he's the man
Yeah, the packet man
Yeah, he's the man

Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout it
Three for ten dollars, it can't to try it
Well what exactly do I Read what it says, look at the picture
Bet it says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, 33
This one here says black virgin, man this is crazy
I'm gonna have to splurge an get me a few of things
How long do they last? Well it depends, see
These ones here are ten minutes

But these are extra power, they last a half an hour
And these here sell for bout 40 you get two girls
Yeah it orgy right, and if you're married, it's no big deal
You're not cheating at all, you're just a pill
And if your got a headache and wants to hit the sack
It's cool, take a packet fool biochemically compacted affection
Now here, take a at my selection

Yeah, he's the man
Yeah, the packet man
Yeah, he's the man
Yeah, the packet man

Okay, I want two boxes of three and give my Blondy here
And one that says orgy and, by the way
I need something for my woman, sure, I got guy packets
Give me of 'em, now let me tell you how to take it
Either sit of lie down and you really should be
Otherwise you're gonna mess up clothes, know what I mean?
This is more then just a dream, it's realistic and it's gonna
Blow your so be careful, only take one at a time and

Never take one behind the wheel, you'll black out and hit a
Cool, let's make the these are 40, these are 80, and this
One here is 10 just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it
But don't pull your money out yet, see one or two
Narcs in this that sweat me over here, yeah, this looks
cool, 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, sh move, here's my number
In case you need to reach me again and
You need to be as safe as you can only one thing
Safer then using your hand dial beeper number
And the packet man

Yeah, the packet man
Yeah, he's the man
Yeah, he's the man
Yeah, he's the man