I down to meet my girlfriends for lunch the ones who to moan and complain about lives just like me, But when I got there, they were smiling, they were happy, I What's up with that?? What the hells up that? They said we've come from our past life who took us to our lives gone by and man they were fine And now we feel okay with our cause We had one of a past And they Considering the state of sad pathetic life, why you have been Some of cultural icon in an era gone by! Great. Thanks. Well, I got a session, I lay on the couch and she said, Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! And my mind it started reeling like some drug thing And I found myself in a field (smelling badly) I heard a and everything went black Well when I came to she said, "You're not to like this But your past life was spent as an serf And while a meal of roots and potatoes, You attacked by a wild boar." I said, "Well that sounds a lot like my last date, are you sure you didn't get the signals crossed?" She said, "I don't think So." I said, "Well, I met this tragic, bloody death, was I and indigent in a satisfying committed relationship?" She said, "No."
As if my life bad enough, good lord I'm more depressed I was just some low life peasant, when I past regressed.
She said, "We're going to try again, usually the best possible Past comes to the forefront first but maybe there's something wrong with the default mechanism, lets give it another shot.
Well, she took me back and it got more scary I was an ice age who ate a deadly berry And I stumbled out of my cave to die in the snow. I said, "Well when I was ice age chick, did I a man to call mine?" She said, "Honey, when you you were ten at the time." I said, "Well, they pretty young back then. . .."
She said, "No."
As if my life weren't bad enough now I'm more depressed Cause I was some low life peasant I past life regressed
I had a friend out, she was Cleopatra! I had another . . .um . . . she was Cleopatra as well. I had a third friend. . . well, to say PMS around that must have been a living hell But I wasn't there. I anywhere even near that strata. Well, we kept my soul as it cycled on down the food chain, and at every point along the I out miserably.
Until finally, we my life as a plant. And i said, "Cross pollination! I'm getting tonight!" She said, "You were mugwort. And mugwort asexually. (Talk about an early precedent for yourself.)
As if my life weren't bad enough, well now I'm depressed Cause I was just low life peasant A smelling ignorant serf An ice age chick dug up by some school kids. Even as a DAMN PLANT I get any action
When I past regressed.