Just when I everything would be ok Just when I started to believe everything was going my way Out came the cloud from my feet Crashing back down to
You used to call me now, I'm Halloween Remember when I used to be jellybean You to call me Schnookums and shit like that Now you're after me, a baseball bat
I when I used to be the king honey sweety darling baby everything I used to be your tall mystery man Now I'm just straight up man
Just when I thought everything be alright Just I started to believe that everything was out of sight You left me with nothing but a note That said I would no be your love boat From on out my pet name would be X X, your X, your X
It used to be sugar then it into salt I used to rock your world now, I'm standing on a line Lying naked in a hail in the dark my little tornado and I am your trailer park
You to call me names too cute to repeat Like Honey Bunch, Hairy Bear and Peet Goochy goochy goo goo shit like that Now you're after me screaming,"You rat!"
I don't remember applying for a name So why is it you're me, Mr. Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, drunk Failing fast, ass, worthless punk
You used to me Sweety Pie and Baby Doll I guess studs kicking in my stall You'll probably him Superman or Loverboy You'll probably him like a broken toy
Just when he everything was going his way Just when he to believe that everything was hunky dory He'll look at that that he's standing on And with an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, inaudible squeak He'll It's From here on out his pet would be X Your X, your X, X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes