At this morning I got on the phone And to hold my Bronc as long as you can My car broke in Billings and they just got it back together I'll be photo in to old Cheyenne We'll here I am in and its 9 o'clock In the morning and times a-going I just pulled her over, had some and a donut And I bought the car a new tank of gas
Well, I don't know if I'm make it It's nine-fifteen, I'll be if I ever get there By god, now what's I hear, is it a siren Sure he got me on his radar He pulled up me and turned on those flashing lights A that I knew meant 'Pull Over' So I stomped on my brakes and as I skidded to a I wiped out three reflector along the shoulder
He got this car and was a-walkin' real slow So I jumped out and met him way He out his gun and said, "Mister are you crazy I never seen nobody drive that way" I told him, "Take it easy" and he could put up that The way he shakin', it might go off He put up the gun as I explained my He to my story then he coughed
He wrote me out a ticket, seemed to take forever I it and as I headed for my car That cop he after me and said, "Hey, cowboy You better down 'cause you can't outrun this radar" As I rolled on down the road, I was and a-swearin' About the ticket I had just acquired I wondered if I to pay it or throw it out the window But I might just set the damn thing
So I gunned it again and was a traveling down the road With the gas a mashed to the floor When I came around a and right there in the highway more damn sheep than I ever seen before I'm too fast to ever stop, so I just close my eyes As the car rolls on the herd When I opened up my eyes again, there's a on the fender And herd's sayin' some mighty awful words
The sweats a-drippin' off my hands as I barrel through old I'm a wreck and I must be a sight The flies inside this old car are all around me Guess my 24-hour deodorant quit last 60, 50, 40, 30, 20 miles the rodeo starts in another 18 minutes I in through the main gate and I hear the anthem playing I can't believe it, thank God, I finally it
There's one more obstacle that's standin' in my way It's a nitwit with a weekend He standin' by the gate and as I slide her to a He says, "Where in the hell you so dog gone fast" I tell him I'm and I ain't got time to talk My horse is in the and I'm late He says I need to get a from the secretary My eyes get red, my heart up with hate
I yell, "You so and so, you better let me through" he asked if I'd that once again So I whacked him in the mouth and then I left him lyin' On his back a-kickin' in the I got there in time to see my Bronc come runnin' out His head and tail was way up high I swear he looked right straight at me and grinned and gave horse laugh And me I stood there and cried
I turned around feelin' and fairly dumbfounded I and what did I see 3 patrolmen and a gateman with a fat lip And they were all right at me in the cell now I've done a lot of thinkin' About that run I made a month ago I'm sorry that I'm in rotten situation If I could do it again I wouldn't drove so slow If I could do it again i wouldn't have drove so