Luyện nghe bài hát Pimp Council

All rise, in the court
The judge muthafuckin' Too Short
Presidin' over Superior Court
First is the State vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby Flex
You bein' charged wit home and hoe slaughter
For fuckin' another bitch

Listen close to what I say, dog, it might ya
I be cuttin' ya girl while you be to work bruh
When she first my conscience was like, "Hell naw, Fate don't"
But she said, "I'm only around the corner", and her li'l punt

5701, told her I was eatin' right now
Be over when I get done, got there, knocked on the door
She opened up the door naked, lookin' exquisite
Ackin' mad 'cuz I spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it

She said, "Don't forget it since 'cause we only have 30 minutes"
'Fore her man came home for lunch, so I bust my nut and raised up
minutes to spare, her man unaware, I saw him in traffic
Beeped the horn and threw a deuce in the air, yeah, I'm a

But I guilty 'bout cuttin' a broad
I need counsellin' dog, 'cuz guilty as charged
Simply I felt victim to lust and
Knowin' all the it was my cousin' girlfriend I had been fuckin'
(Damn)

The finds you guilty as charged
sentence is PUI school
For pimpin' under the influence,
Next

Oh, we got us a offender in the house
Jones A.K.A. Shawnna
Same ol' charge, wanted in 8
What's yo story time?

Oh yes, yo' honor I see we talkin'
I have no now shall we begin?
I know you seen my face before but hold on my
It's gettin' away with doin' the same shit I did

I do no bid, I got a mortgage and my kids in a forest by the bridge
And I a Rolls Royce in a porridge with dem grills
So you understand I was tryna pay me some
When I was flippin' outta state I was takin' a chill

Shootin' and a couple friends, spend a couple ends
Took the top off of the and let the bubble spin
Niggas got off in my knot and let troubles in
So I to put that shit in my own hands

None of these hoes can fuck me, God judge me
That man told me he me and he flash money
My only crime could just be livin' it
So let me it on mo' time, not guilty

Bailiff, take her custody
Oh, no, not my
naw
Next

vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. Ludacris
You bein' charged with ho traffic
Spendin' too much time tryna one hoe
How do you plead Mr.

Man, I'm the pimp of all pimps and comin' up short
Calm before I hold yo ass contempt of court
Ya honor, just be cool, let me that bench
And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I that beeutch

Well, did she promise you the pussy,
She certainly did I got McDonald's cups in my car and my crib
She owe me sumthin', bitch show me sumthin'
Wrap her legs around my waist and start to me sumthin'

I'm the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a genius
The only verdict made should be the subpoena uh penis
No or appeals, let's cut us a deal
And I promise to tell the truth if my partner squeal

She's awfully cautious, said the jury her nauseous
And she said she'd suck my if I dropped the charges
Oh, no, time to make ya kidneys but didn't you fuck her best friend?
Oh, I the fifth

Yeah, that sound like shit you'll say
Ol' pimp ass
Due to lack of evidence, I'm droppin' the
let me see you in here again

Let this be a learned, if you don't know your player rules
You liable to violate the game and get sent for a long, long time
Remember never hate on a player
It ain't get you nowhere, mayn

It's a hoes out there player so
Ain't no for you to fuck ya best friend
Or ya or ya brother's girl
Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know I'm sayin'?

You runnin' here
Violatin' player rules
You 'bout to get the muthafuckin' book at yo bitch ass
Fuckin' in this court

You know I'm sayin'?
It's all about the money,
If it ain't about the money, it about shit
To all you niggas 'round here

than a motherfucker
Just fuck a bitch 'cuz you wanna get a nut off
Think about that first, mayn
What is that bitch for you?

What are you gettin' outta the
Tryna give a bitch
What you gon' give her sumthin' for, pussy?
trickin', mayn, don't be a beeutch
Be a real pimp,

Make hoe pay you for every thang you do
Every thang you do you gotta get money, mayn all day, all
I fuck a bitch for free
Just I wouldn't rap for free, motherfucker
Yeah, you my favorite word, beeutch