All we want is the I 'em bro wake up one morning And, some money to spend, they go crazy
I'm goin' to tell you a story in About the pimping game, that you know But if you don't, alright 'Cause be spittin' this game to you all damn night
When I was 3 old Straight pimp I was told My daddy sent me to pimp In this world, you can't be no fool
If a is what you wanna be gonna have to learn pimpology Pimpology a pimp's Can't be by the great depression
So if you want to be giant Come to my school get In your school, do they teach? English, math, and
Pimpin' game, you can And if you do, you will A diploma, just for you For learning what you're taught when you to school
Lesson 1, you know Never in love, with your ho Lesson 2 tells you to do one thing Act
3 Don't be a trick if poor, if she's rich If your game is soft or It shouldn't take long to break the
4 Keep ya ho, it's the most important to know I pimp or die, I'm like the mack Riding around in a Cadillac
But on the other hand, if you pimp And the hos keep treating you a simp I don't know what to say about you You better go to the store and buy toys
'Cause you play this game Next time you grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear?
Now you my story in stereo 'Bout the pimpin' game, that you know And if you don't, alright 'Cause be spittin' this game to ya all damn night
I'm short dog, ain't nothin' I never rap fake I'm on the mic I ride around town in a clean Never ever frontin' on my real friends
My zodiac sign is a Taurus the I drink old English, and I do get If you're wondering why I stop my rap other M C's can't rock like that
My music flows Domino's I these hoes that's how it goes on my beeper all day and night I'm a true Blue Player homeboy that's
O A K L A N D where I rain, top dog MC Too short, baby, on the I work more tails, I don't take home
Man, they start trippin' they think your rich Met her all on my tip It's not hard to believe but that's how it I'm rubber on these hoes like vogues
Check out my style, baby don't If you can't call me short, just me dog Black is my color, I have no other nothing will do I've got a car, black bed, black TV
I've even got a silk suit Dangerous music, and a crew Oakland, California, and the too West coast rappin' all the place
Too short, baby, all in your I rap so hard you can't me My album sold a million copies Me and the Maestro, the beat
DJ scratches from my pete Dangerous is what you hear A new L P, every You know we rollin', can't be
We come through, and all your girls, we're You know we're don't do no simpin' players, strictly pimpin', baby My name is short just what been lookin' for
Sending young tenders on a goose chase Up in the hills, tryin' to find my lost, gettin' tossed, gettin' found and clowned Every you see short baby, you get down
'Cause the raps I make are the raps you The way sir too rocks the mic It's a one of a kind, rapping Have the freaks in the crowd, goin'
For I spit my rhyme, I just don't quit the microphone, and just make me rich It was $35, 000, $35,000 money? No, I get 1, $35, 000 plus 1, The one I gave you?
No, I you 6 alright I had 1 Now $35,000 plus 6 Now $35, 000 plus 1, plus 6 7 $35, 000 plus 7, right, mothafucker, can you buy