Luyện nghe bài hát Piper's Pickled Peppers Patch

Kermit (talking to off-stage person): That's the of the letter P. See the sign right there? See those big P's there. Piper's Pickled Peppers. No that's Piper's Pickled Peppers. What's that Charlie? Wipe off the microphone?

( he mike on trench coat and looks into camera)
Oh, oh, hi ho there! This is Kermit the Frog and I'm to you from the pickled pepper patch of Peter Piper who's famous for picking a peck of pickled peppers. As a matter of fact here comes Peter Piper now. Excuse me, pardon me sir, but are you indeed Peter Piper?

( dumping bushel, here on known as a peck, of at Kermit's flippers)
Porter: Nope. Nope, I'm his brother Piper.
Kermit: Ah, ah, Porter Piper, ah, ah, I see, but you have picked a peck of pickled peppers?
Porter: Well all we Piper's pick pickled peppers. We're pickers.
I see. Uh huh.
Porter: gets the publicity.
Oh.
Porter: Excuse me I go pick a peck.
Oh okay, alright.
Pardon.
Kermit: Yeah, okay, so ah, so that was Porter Piper. But...ah...oh, oh, Piper I presume?
( dumps peck of peppers) Sorry pal I'm Potter his other brother.
Kermit: Oh I see. Porter Piper and Potter Piper but no Piper. Let's see um...what do you call this place we're standing on sir?
Potter: Oh it's where we put the pickled peppers after picking. it's our pickled pepper pile. Excuse me I gotta go pick a peck.
Kermit: A pickled pepper pile? I see. Oh ah ah...pardon me sir or madam I suppose. I guess you're not Peter
( dumps a of peppers ) Oh positively, I'm his sister, Piper Piper.
Piper Piper?
Piper: Is there an echo
Kermit: Ah but ah listen after you pick pickled peppers, what do you do with them?
Oh we pack them.
Kermit: I see. So sometimes you're picking pickled and sometimes you're packing peppers. What do you pack them in Piper?
Paper.
Kermit: I have guessed. Ah well, let's see....ah....oh pardon me sir you, YOU must be Peter Piper?
( dumps a peck of peppers) Nope. Nope I'm his Poppa Piper.
Kermit: Poppa Piper? Well you certainly have quite a here.
Poppa: Oh yep, yep, yep. There's Peter Piper and Porter Piper and Piper and Piper Piper.
Kermit: And who's right here?
( dog has entered with pepper in his which he deposits at Kermit's flippers)
Poppa: That's our dog, Popper. Ah....Pepper Piper, right.
Kermit: Pepper Piper, I thought that's you meant. And who's this thing here?
Poppa: our pig, Porker Piper. Yep and we got a parrot.
A parrot?
Poppa: Yep a parrot, called Piper.
Kermit: Polly Piper I have known uh huh.
Poppa: She pickled peppers.
She pecks them oh ho! Very good uh huh, uh huh.
Poppa: Well gotta go a peck.
( indignant ) Right! This is ridiculous!

( peppers are piled on poor Kermit)
Now wait a second, pardon me, are YOU Peter Piper or what? No, no, tell me you're his nephew?
No I'm his cousin, Parker Piper.
Kermit: Now wait a minute! I came here to meet Piper! I've met Porter Piper, Potter Piper, Piper Piper, Poppa Piper, Pepper Piper, Porker Piper and Parker Pepper all picking peppers, now WHERE IS PETER PIPER???!!!!!
Parker: Oh he's in Portland, pressing pants. ( peck on Kermit )
Kermit: Oh phooey. from the pickled pepper pile at Piper's Pickled Pepper Patch, this is Kermit the Frog returning you to the program in progress. Anybody got a letter Q?
( ends with Kermit covered in peppers with empty peck on head)