Planet
They rode they was Rangers as they came out of the skies They had High-Tech horses with beacons in eyes My gun was cocked and ready when I into their face I seen they just weren't common buck-a-roos born of the human race No, sir, Cowboys came from space
Their shootin' shot laser light and their spurs was anodized Bandanas caked with stardust and jeans was pressurized he handed me a halter, said, "Tighten up the girth." But before I hit the saddle we were miles the Earth. And I mean MILES the Earth
I London, Paris, Budapest, Kashmir and Tokyo And there ain't no sight like a desert night looking down on To the Moons of Mars and Jupiter, 'round rings we rode Past the plains of Pluto where even the sunshine's cold Man, I do COLD
Then our interstellar stallions sailed through the void There was nothing to miss in that emptiness, not a stray asteroid So we picked up the trail of a comet tail, man, you can't even DREAM far And the galloping like the rhythm of an old catgut guitar Just the strummin' of a star
Well, it could lasted minutes or a hundred thousand years they got me down, I was safe and sound and it hadn't even popped my ears And they reared back on their broncos and they shot a bolt of I knew they were the good guys, yes, sir. you got it 'Cause cowboy hats was White
So I asked 'em as they pulled their reins towards the sun I said, "Before you go, I'd like to know, where you boys come from?" Well they opened up a chart and said, "right here where this 'X' is It's the place in Outer Space, the planet known as Texas"