Aight, bitch, funky fresh Some of that '93 old shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear I say I never do work but I play 'Cause the is life and I play the game So you talk down on a player's name When I grab my mic, I'm the one man Talking me, wouldn't think about you When you Too $hort came to town You never thought I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no We take 24 tracks, drop the on your ass
Beating a dope fiend seat riding in a Limosine Telling that freak all me The creater of greater, sucker out in the Oaktown singing a rap No MC could like that Now I say it bitches say No MC could my way
I rap it's always great Wouldn't care if it was live or on a It's me, $hort, the one and Spitting rap to all my homies You about you, you know I'm a star When I rap too I might take it too far Had the whole damn crowd wild 'Cause I don't stop rapping, my style
Too $hort from East Oakland I got more hoes than I can count on my You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm $hort They me, "Playboy $hort" known everywhere Had a life dream to be a player Way too at a younger age It was everyday, just that page
Still playing the same, still at the game Never talk on a player's name 'Cause I'm big time, all my dues I'm rich and and way too cool People can't fuck the way I'm rhyming They say it's too slow but it bought diamonds Too baby is the name I use A '93 Lexus is what I
from the start, I thought I was it I was Cadillac Slick in the dust I But the Caddy got parked I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, Money everywhere, all the floor At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, some head raps all day, even in bed
And them bitches love this shit The funk rap master, to fit Just her, I'm all in guts Homeboy can't fuck so I it up But young women like you your big round butts Blind driving down the street called, "Love" Chasing that man, who really stand Seeing face so now you ran
And you don't realize what you'll see The way love is supposed to be With a known as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a freak and you'll be through play women who like to get played Bitched you just trying to get laid But I money and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't to make love, I'm not that fast What the hell, she's a freak, she even So let's go to my after the show Treat me a pimp and pay me hoe You can my dick and I might sing love Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my is Too Call it how you want but I call you
Ring my and you might see my phone just won't get me 'Cause I'm to find but I get mine And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in I'd be right on time in the place Too $hort baby all in face Talking bout and what I want MC's with the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much I'll never stop And all that fame, you claim Couldn't up by my rap name You might be good, I don't been rapping like this 13 long years I got more respect you'll ever get 'Cause I stop rapping and you know that shit
MC's with your record deal Most out now couldn't be real 'Cause your tracks ain't shit, 'bout hits But you'll find out Too $hort don't I grab my mic I'm the one man crew Talking' me, wouldn't think about you When you Too $hort came to town You never thought I'd be