Ain't about a hoot you so mad about? Them gawldamn city folks comin around these hills Lookin for a piece of that tender ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou better than to her puddin to anybody else but Pa Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, them fuckin red Rappin to this with a red neck Violent J step to that red ass neck you're a red neck But I gives a I'm bout to step I met a southern belle cowpolk And I know now you've only fucked your kinfolk Bitch I believe that Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Just cut the out Cause I still wanna bang that biscuit out Bitch I you's a freak Lemme bitch that butt cheek And try to keep toothless mouth shut And don't say you funky ass fat bitch I don't dance I drink monkey blood and voodoo chants But you quick to act you didn't know Like you know that I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch hold up (What?) I can't have Pa starin at my Tell him to leave and the barn doors closed All I need is him tryin to my nizzogs
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A with a beard and a red neck Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass Bitch Shaggs Before I teabag your take off them rags You been chillin in the barn all and day Shovelin horse shit and fuckin hay Bitch it's your I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck play your Ricky Yeah that's right fuck Conway With your red ass nipple on red neck titty Bitch I'm down south With a swisher sweet out my mouth And sport a Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man fuck Bitch I'm from the big And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big Aww shit it's Wilbur's Fondlin pig nuts and I her Bitch drop them hog She dropped the sack then her drawers She looked like a crow all I know But I still that red neck hoe
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky
(Chorus) I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, stack in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks Chicken face two or three good teeth But if I ask for she's a big fuzzy peach Now I remember she milked the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm my wang That damn there pretty did she need a twang Hey Missy I'm from the East And I wouldn't mind in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt you do your Pa's Or I can hide my meat in between jaws And even hum a little sweet by Clint Black you stroke and caress my tender nut sac You like it bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain She said ain't damn movie by John Wayne to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky neck it's Twiztid with a Z You red hoe is you fuckin with me? Neden scabbed up like a ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use head for my nut rag Bitch the fuck? Smells like a pile of dead fish in butt Your shirts all covered with pins and tackle And I saw more on an apple Bitch you ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and they all screamin
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) up you boys And you down south Find a red neck hoe and put dick in her mouth