Ain't about a hoot you so mad about? Them gawldamn city comin around these here hills Lookin for a piece of tender young ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows than to her puddin to anybody else but Pa Rappin to bitch with a red neck A red neck, them red neck Rappin to bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna step to red ass neck you're a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm bout to I met a southern belle cowpolk And I know till now you've only your kinfolk I can't believe that Everytime you smile you like Cactus Jack cut the lights out Cause I still wanna that bearded biscuit out I knows you's a freak Lemme slap that butt cheek And try to keep toothless mouth shut And don't say shit you ass fat bitch I don't square I drink monkey and kick voodoo chants But you to act like you didn't know Like you didn't know that I'm a gigalo Biatch wait up (What?) I can't have Pa starin at my him to leave and keep the barn doors closed All I need is him tryin to my nizzogs
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A bitch with a beard and a red Hey yo Shaggy to that red ass neck Bitch it's I teabag your face take off them rags You been chillin in the barn all and day Shovelin horse shit and with hay Bitch it's neden I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck your Ricky Skaggs that's right fuck Conway Twitty With your red ass on your red neck titty Bitch I'm down south a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth And a Hank Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man fuck Bitch I'm the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on one big titty Aww shit it's daughter Fondlin pig and I caught her Bitch drop hog balls She dropped the then dropped her drawers She looked like a crow all I know But I still that red neck hoe
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky
(Chorus) I know a red neck named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap Chicken face bitch two or good teeth But if I ask for she's a big fuzzy peach Now I remember when she the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang That damn there pretty did she need a twang Hey Missy I'm from the East And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a You can rub my like you do your Pa's Or I can hide my in between your jaws And even hum a sumthin sweet by Clint Black While you stroke and my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the She said that damn movie by John Wayne Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck Bitch it's with a Z You red neck hoe is you fuckin me? Neden up like a horses ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use head for my nut rag Bitch the fuck? Smells a pile of dead fish in your butt Your all covered with pins and fishing tackle And I saw teeth on an apple Bitch you better ask Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's get fucked up Oh me? I to the spirits Witches, demons, and they all screamin
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody that you's a (What?) funky bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you head south Find a red neck hoe and put your in her mouth