(Uncle Lupe) Alright it's time to go to (Hey Lupe) (Can you please tell us a story?) Ugh, late man Okay, okay, check this out, listen
1] Cold killer, old gorilla Bold as a font with the Old as gold in a Chevrolet with a stick shift The story his mother left him on a church step First step was out the front then the first left Down the block to the spots where the worst Thirty years later got a [?] caper To up the scene and scheme Plot, all down to two rounds of scotch A pound means now and we too to stop Say ya got enough for two thousand cops Military grade, these things round the block Shh threat, The dame will hang out like chains the neck He ever seen her before, her don't connect No, so it on the low, go [?] by the arm Looks right into the eyes these be the charms Sheba, King Tut [?] Tied to a getting burned by [?] [?] dressed up to run clubs in the [?] The room smells like fresh hand tortillas He recognized the of real big [?] [?] brother known for bad news when his rules Are you with the shell of the cashews? As he the needle up to the light bulb White girls [?], he stands up runs to the window and jumps Aim for the pool... The impact from that almost split him in Voice from the past asks did he enjoy the Laughs his arm in a cast, hold up
Never what it seems, wanna be seen On the of a magazine want big things Everybody want big want bling bling Everybody wanna be the Everybody Everybody wanna big thing In the valley of kings and pyramid It's what it seems, everybody wanna be seen On the cover of a Everybody wanna sip Everybody want a big Everybody want bling Everybody C.R.E.A.M Everybody wanna have a wanna be the king Everybody want a big scheme in the of pyramid schemes
2] As he tried to do the with Smearcom the fed The contract states from upon your dead The girl at the bar is an underworld Settling on [?] with north Your names on the list, A hundred million dollars worth of high fish Tuna, Tokyo cartels worlds consumer A bout a schooner off the coast of Montezuma They say you slit the throat of a well known Then torched the boat and fled into the You're hated more a Kahlua pig at a Jumu'ah They want head on a platter, not right now but sooner I got you a .45 and a Mitsubishi Wait, wait never been to Costa Rica And then it all back Just as falls with a ninja star in his head like Then they slowly the room I grabbed a .45, the ninja stars I catch them in the [?] and answer them with a blast, Three more for good measure Only exit is window, pfft whatever Short fall to the of the car Then I get in arm, covered in ninja stars Then a zero to a hundred baby quick Look around the car for something to kill with headlights in the real view These Parisian streets not to veer through Especially just one hand I let go to back but the gun jams not built to outrun Lambs So they Heavy Rear view from deadly aiming Arm paining, blood draining, Head for the Drive right through the glass pyramid with moves A shook from the landing Driving through the Louvre in a rally car with great Was at the Lisa the car right in front of [?] have a breather Press play on the radio, from the speaker Says get to Belgrade and an ad out in the daily Politika They says for a good time call this Ecuador slash chica Next day at the airport meeted by a greeter who looks but Greeker A older wearing Michael Jordan sneakers But I follow the 1995 S Class, in the back seat is a man who's car I just crashed Smearcom's alive, audience now how Smearcom survived Let alone not be hurt, he taps a metal in his head from his Afhganistan work What Visine for red retinas, what would you expect from head [?] Ex-lecturer, at [?], the too secular So now I'm totes hecker-lers, Now on the team, so everybody's down for the scheme
1] (The chapter in the incredible [?] saga) (Smearcom's back!)
3] Now it's time to finish this, getting too late for syndicates To the driver reveals his membership This won't end well, he pulls out a gun aims and (Damn you all to hell!)
2] (Wait, what happened? Uncle Lupe going on?) Go to (But what I don't understand) (Please finish the please) over You asked for a story I you one Take it, just it (This is the worst story ever) Bye
4] [?] saga, Smearcom is You really think that he go out like that? They're attack, MAC under the back...
3] I'm just playing, it's over Hope you all it, man Its the end of the y'all man Pharaoh two thirty, Yeah Shout to DJ You how we do Uhh Uhh hah
Scott up Wait you thought I couldn't do this no more, Bogglin'