Please, read from I am, I am Sofa King
Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the Then, kick a lungee off the tip of his And trick a honey dip, a game of strip limbo
Odd, he find no remorse A wink is as as a nod to a blind horse Of course, his technique was from a divine Never new the price of ice or what swine
One guy tried to the heat That's when he discovered the other, white meat Oh, the one, hate so well He sure it psycho, like the old Bates motel
They came to ask him for, at least, some new But only got confronted by the beast with two Knock, Mouse is a man Villain, laid it down, the best laid plan
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the Got y'all but it's not all and Skittles Prepare the vittles, got and spittles Crystal to the jock or the tittle
Sssst, it's hot, off the to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, doom is nervous You could tell by his blooming service charge
and tall to boot The only thing was was, he was bald as a Klute Used to rent a van Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his dead man's
was when the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, from all the brew too, pew Kept all his in the bank and his shoe
Spat what he knew, for true To all fake rappers, twenty-three Excuse you, any room in the front? For a blast of the blunt, since last month
a human in the mask, born to stunt Danger zoomin' past, mad, on the hunt Keep your streets, we got the city neatly Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be completely
The fans demanded it, it, swallow it His own brand of shit, if only he could it Hmm, nah, she could get The feds tried to him for the secret recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only know No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, no pain His brain was saturated with cocaine and
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, very fast, I am, Sofa
I am Sofa No, no, not so fast, meaning I am so retarded You say, funny