Yo, whassup? Yo, I'm right I got two girls They to roll up the highway with me
Oh get a little bit of gas Think you can make that trip or Yeah, I definitely can, you know a fact
Of Alright be back in a few minutes I'ma go back to the gas station and get some gas and up Alright, I'ma get some [unverified] and all
Static, we bring trouble to your side Hey, as I think to myself what a world Static, we bring trouble to your right Hey, Keith I just met this chick, why am I with this girl?
Static, we bring trouble to right side Man, we here we just positive Static, we bring to your right side Hey, we it all and that's all we got to give
Bumpin' systems, rollin' down the street in Detroit, I switch again, bucket seats with my Wearin' Paco in a Bronco, is Pronto quickly like the Lone Ranger, X is Tonto
Back up the turnpike, Oldsmobile's roll with two 440 engine blowin' wind, through our extension Two bags of six packs, .38's, wrapped in gift packs Big attitude on the two train, I roll like Mad Max Keep it simple baby girl, now squeeze yo' pimple
How dare you walk around ignore the National Bank My name is unknown,[unverified] die my family call me I go way back, you still shop at Alexando's Buy your sandals for little son, named Romandos Watch step Theresa, chew up on your slice at Easter
Can you surround me in the tan My living room, trips to Cancun, with eighty ladies The to the Brady, Sanford and the Son I want the whole world and my old back
She left me for the postman, now she me letters I got a bottle of Grand Monet, in the stairway With the Kool Keith, and I'm SPORTIN my rhymes Funeral chimes the beginnin' of the end
with more in, with my private dancin' chicks They way out in the sticks, but I put em in the mix (Uh, huh) Took em to Reno in an old Camino, in a casino The Al Pacino
Static, we bring trouble to your side Hey, as I think to myself what a world Static, we bring to your right side Hey, Keith I just met chick, why am I arguin' with this girl?
Static, we trouble to your right side Man, we here we just positive Static, we bring trouble to right side Hey, we givin' it all and all we got to give
Got my check cashed, you posin' new, stop actin' girl, a fool Got the Benz on loan, Sadat rollin' by school You your frontin' friend Gwen, beggin' for the Benjamin I'll see you a ten, a haircut, like Scottie Pippen
My man Mark in the backseat, my cousin Clifton You get me pissed and wearin big gloves like Sonny Leon Spinks with on, ready to rob the Brinks I see you got your out, Daisy Dukes and buns out You call me when you hearted, when your money runs out
Back from the you did it girl the blind way Hold your horses, and evil Don't press star for Pathmark, I'll be home after I'm of Pop Tart
Yeah, I'm touchin' Gwen with the butt love, the rubber I'm touchin' that ass she swingin' her hair, claimin' she's an But wasn't she same chick I seen with the black dress? the ninety-eight for the sixty-eight Mustang
Me and at the bar, do they know who we are? Apparently, because all the drinks are It's, "Our house, in the of our street" And when you come in here you better your feet
I'm from Albuquerque, New to the great state of Texas I rode on a gray horse, [unverified] Get to the sauce and add spaghetti, (What?) own New York, with a big spots of the BX And outposts, with the communists close (No doubt)
I'm verbose, I host, the most, should roast me People closely and rewind me on the tape this here, then look and listen Take a step back and watch the pearl glisten
Static, we bring trouble to your side Hey, as I to myself what a wonderful world Static, we bring trouble to your right Hey, Keith I just met this chick, why am I arguin' with girl?
Static, we bring to your right side Man, we here we just livin' Static, we trouble to your right side Hey, we givin' it all and all we got to give