Red lipstick on my collar. An' her number in Maybelline eye liner on a napkin in my back pocket She it right there right before she washed it
Well, I back-steppin', stumblin', stutterin' Tellin' her where I'd been an' how she was a friend She said, "You know I that ain't the truth But if that's the story you're to, yeah"
Well, you can stick it the sun don't shine Gonna take her advice an' hitch me a We'll drive to that waterin' hole Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
a little salt an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) Under that neon Gonna take my sorry An stick it, the sun don't shine Have me a good
Hey Got a call Woodrow "Hey, bro, your throwed all over the lawn There's a lot of black smoke comin' from bass boat An' ol' lady's cussin' an' a-carryin' on"
So I Woodrow, "Put her on the cell 'phone" He said, "I can't bro, got me in a choke hold Doin' tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow" "Hello? Hello?" "Oh, is you, baby? Do what?"
She said, "Stick it where the sun shine" Gonna take her an' stay all night Sit back at this waterin' hole Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a salt an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) Under neon light take my sorry behind An' stick it, where the sun shine An' me a good time
She said, "Stick it where the sun shine" Gonna her advice an' stay all night Sit back down at this waterin' Where the cold beer flows an' the gold
a little salt an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) that neon light Gonna take my behind An' stick it, the sun don't shine An' me a good time
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) Stick it the sun don't shine (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Hey, bartender, you to pour me another one An' make it real
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna take her an' stay all night) I bet ol' Woodrow should be any minute now gonna need one too (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold) Ah hell, just bring me the bottle like I'm gonna be here a while
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna her advice an' stay all night) There's Woodrow now Oh, man, that looks bad (Sit back down at waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer flows an' the gold) Whoo! Your elbow to bend that way?
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) "Hey brother, did you get all my I might a place to stay to stay for a while" (Sit back down at this hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) She's damn tough, she?
Stick it, where the sun don't