Hey, hey, uh, I still have a If it's ok with them, you know, there, The Dark Carnival in It's the stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people like everyday people, any people, I chop off their throats My stabbin's are like very quickly, hey By the time you feel it, I'm 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy an' took his little Now I stab people an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, what of I bear cages security guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, I stab people Their so shitty an' dumpy, don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, them Well, I cut fuckin' drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the president of I'm at a business meetin' with him, lookin' at him, I jumped up an' stabbed him, but he my ass 17th floor, they through me out the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you Somebody an' help me, fuck you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I swear man I 'em standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above 'em Puncture victims right to my door back, mothafucka, Il'l stab you some more
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a in my spandex I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the guy Before the match, I went to shake his hand but I him in the eye
I stabbed Norman in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said fuckin' I him again an' again, I jumped out an' ran Everybody chased me, me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' I stab cabby drivers through the thick glass built to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They don't help, don't care Ginsu everywhere
'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, they care Ginsu swingin'
I saved up my money an' went an' saw the Lilith Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of there I took off my an' I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was only me an' was it
But so what? I was myself all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I you fuckin' whore One time I met Slipknot, I their ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a of blood I with my lights off all through the neighborhood But it's so to sneak because of the muffler I hate that
I did a with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the shit We went to the studio an' I rockin' it After the session, they all left up out of But I stayed behind an' the engineer
Can you me? Fuck you You gotta me, fuck you I you to help me, fuck you Muthafuckin' help me, you
Naw, man, fuck you, you Fuck all of you, you You fuckin' help me, fuck you Help me, me
'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, they care Ginsu swingin'
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to an' all around They help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere