Luyện nghe bài hát Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

log-i sand keeps falling the hourglass
And there's no way we're slow it down.
You say, "We've got to each moment."
Who knows how long we're be around?

Yeah, you keep on me life is short,
And it's to disagree with what you say.
But, if is so precious why you wastin' mine?
Cause I'm always reading; always
Every piece of garbage that you send my way!

Every hoax, all those corny jokes,
Stop That Crap to Me.
Well I don't need tons of cringe puns,
Stop That Crap to Me.

No, it OK if you brighten my day
With some cut and hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
And I didn't request a test.
Stop Forwarding That to Me

sending virus laden, bandwidth hogging attachments
To every person you know.
You're passing around a link to some dumb thing on You
That everybody else already saw 3 ago.

And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never amusing to me.
And I just can't believe you believe urban legends
But I have high hopes, someone'll you towards Snopes
And that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.

No, I don't want a bowl of chicken for the soul.
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my
Please, Forwarding That Crap to Me

Well I'm I can't accept your paranoid rant
And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus recipe.
Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause hurting my brain.
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me

Like glittery and unicorns and pictures of some body's cat
Now tell me, in what reality would I care about something like that?

And, by the way, your quotes from George aren't really George Carlin!
Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet
And Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
And I highly doubt some dead girl's kill me if I don't pass your letter along

Well I know you're wishin' I will your petition,
But, Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
And I don't read your series of conspiracy theories,
Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.

And your 2 million friends all have my address now
you never figured out the way to BCC
Now, I got to
Take me off of
Stop That Crap to Me

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
Stop That Crap to Me.
Stop That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Just stop it now.)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Oh, nooo)
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

Stop That Crap to Me. (I can't take it!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Ah, Please!)
Stop Forwarding That to Me.

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (You gotta stop!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
(At the risk of being slightly repetitious ask you now to STOP!)
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I want it!)
DON'T SEND IT TO ME!! SEND IT TO ME!!!!

Stop That Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Ohhh)
Stop That Crap to Me.

To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...