Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm workin hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the princess so he get the pussy,
believe me will get that ass, so fuck Luigi.
Mario really to get her in bed,
so bad he's bustin' up bricks with his head.
He just sex,so forget the wedding bells,
jumping on mushrooms,led,and shells.
Droppin green pipes and secret passageways,
Makin his to the end,
where the castle lays.
Eat a magic grow a little higher,
eat a flower and spit balls of fire.
All creatures that attack,won't cut mario some slack.
Oh shit hold on i'll be back...

I'm gonna the game if it takes me all summer,
gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can usin his hand.
Mario doesn't want to get hit, shrink,
the princess won't fuck a kid, I think.
So stay and attend to your own,
and evenually the will attend to your bone.

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the princess quick,
because she a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers to get head from the princess,
but if it was up to me that shit'll stop instant.
cloud people throwin little animals,
green plants with teeth and attack cannibals.
i heard nobody yet run in the oven ,
and always says, virgins' i love 'em.
I hate the troopas so im gonna run up,
and jump on teh back of their till i get 1 of UP.
Im gonna keep playin and im never quit,
cuz some kid told me you could see the tits.
I wanna beat it before any of my do,
so i could say i put pussy on menu.
At the end of level i jump and get the flag,
and say to myself another in the bag.
i hope bowsers ready cuz in for a ride,
and mario's serious it comes to homicide.
The princess is a even though she has class,
Mario will a plunger and put it in her ass.
i hate the cannons shoot at you constantly,
and i the platfroms that fall out from below me.
Its all worth while,just to see mario
next to the princess buttnaked profile,
That's why its my to get mario laid.
Super Brother's best game ever made.

(Chorus)