It feels so 'cause it feel so right But alright, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by I don't need to play with me
But if you just me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I But nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home,
I'm that guy, man, a dime up in my hind end And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut Slut poke in your shirt, jump in mud puddles While I stomp mud holes in your ass, girl, now cuddle
Blood curdling, you're gurgling in on blood waddle I do for my next trick, I'm feeling I think I just do something a little less subtle Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids hole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath Ambassador Of the Valentine Day slash assassin I slash her in the ass with an icicle and leave her lay in a blood While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath her
In my Man mask, man, just imagine The fun I can have with a on Stick up a Kim ass And make the run a triathlon
Are those pistachios? Damn I'd to have some on the patio, man rolling a fat one Shady the magic marker, put the cap on Goddamn man, are you much of an asshole
It feels so wrong it feel so right But it's alright, it's with me I'll do my all by myself I don't need nobody to with me
But if you give me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I But nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and home, home
I'm like Houdini, tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie each One of my thighs and it disappear like a genie Make this disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini Believe me, homie, you don't know the of a meanie
They me the fruit loop from Jupiter, I'm tryna maneuver The hoover up in your poop shoot, move or ya Might get it up so fuckin' far up in your uvula You ain't know what he was tryna do to your gluteus
Totally tubular, sniffin' through a tube in the studio Now who do ya think is fruitier? Weeny smothered in peanut pudding on the tube of your Eye shadow and that'd look nice, you seen it, mother
I think put a piece of art on my Visa card Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton a pleasin' art Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with in her lap and watch the Sopranos.
It feels so wrong 'cause it so right But alright, it's okay with me do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to with me
But if you just give me a I can put you in a trance, the way I But don't nobody wanna with me So I'm taking my ball and home, home
Shady, what are ya chewin' on a human? Grab an aluminum bat, can't a clue in the back Boom and assumin' the fact that that in the back room Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a
a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon You shouldn't ask, what is he with that broom? You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab You in a trance, I'm back my dance, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the and Make her wear a bathin' and take her parasailin' Shady, why do you pick on the lady for? Why you make her read 84 bed stories to you in baby talk?
I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my No my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti, dike? Well, I can pee-pee and your name
It feels so wrong it feel so right But it's alright, okay with me do my steps all by myself I don't nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a I can put you in a trance, the way I But don't nobody wanna with me So I'm taking my ball and home, home
Fine, nobody to play with me? you then, bitch Guys, you're mean to me anyways All you do is rub gum in my hair and stuff You guys are gon' me, make me sad Bad, I'm gonna cry, I'm I'm gonna my mom Mom