I woke up this morning dick rock had to piss so bad That shit made me say God Lord, dick harder then a So I went in the bathroom and drained the little Flush the toilet, washed my hands, took off my shirt And piss down my pants I was to meet this Bitch in 'bout an [Incomprehensible] and grabbed And toweled and jumped my stankin' ass in the And now I'm feelin' better at least I'm smellin' better
Of a combination of pussy and cheddar, I still smelled Last night's fuck, so washed my lips, But I forget to wipe under the nuts, blow my nose Wash my toes, then my asshole, foggin' up the Never go wet all my fuckin' clothes, that a bitch I'm already runnin' late, thinkin' I ain't got to do Now I gotta change my outfit to the closet And scanned the seen that silk shirt, Tommy, fuck it
I'll that Polo though, Girbauds and Polo socks Slipped on the Fila's it was too hot to bust the Timbo high tops, I looked in the one last time for kicks Like I really had to check, like I know I was the shit was in place, pearly whites, brown complexion Daily braids and daily face, mirror, mirror, Who's the most stuck up? I'm better than I just that stankin' slut, that's the thought for the day
I'm 'bouts to cut that hoe she can't fuck Now I'm back on my mission, but before I hit the front door Gots to hit the kitchen 'cause all the didn't Is gettin' bigger man, I ate shit dawg, hungrier than three niggas and oatmeal, no time to cook though, fuck it I'll grab That left-over cold cut and now the stomachs at ease I'm the jet, but first grab the beeper, the ring wanted the keys and now I'm ready for the street
Lookin' neat, smellin' sweet my teeth to my fuckin' feet I guess part of my job being colder then cold, smoother then smooth Sharper then sharp, so if you catch my in the club don't say Sweatin' a nigga like Micheal [Incomprehensible] Tyler don't pay 'Cause I ain't nigga that's gonna play with you or stay with you But I'll damn lay with you 'cause I'm that type of nigga To tell a bitch that I love 'em quick, but not believe it Though 'cause I ain't 'bout
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